March VOTMC: Rant!

It’s that time of the month again!

Not THAT time of the month, you weirdos. It’s time for the Vlog of the Month! This month’s prompt:

Rant.

Give us an unedited rant about anything that gets you fired up.

Fun! I love to rant, probably a little too much. Josh sometimes confuses me ranting with me being mad at him. That’s not the case at all. I HAVE to get it out or else I’ll explode. So anyway, here is my rant. Enjoy. 🙂

Also, I totally know that I comment about how I look in every single vlog I record. I’m unapologetically vain and I literally cannot help myself when I see myself on camera not looking as good as I’d like. So there.

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11 Responses to March VOTMC: Rant!

  1. Maria says:

    You had me in stitches. I ’bout near died listening to this! So thank you! And for the record, I agree. I never participate in those things ’cause it doesn’t do a gosh darn thing.

  2. Steph says:

    This is why I love you and we get along so well. I totally agree that people can be dumb as frick. And the black and white makes everything better. You’re still gorg’ though 😉

    Also. You’re so blue steel when you mock other people. Awesome.

  3. Layla says:

    I love you. SO MUCH.

    “Just don’t be stupid, ya know?” Best thing ever.

    And yes, I agree with this a MILLION percent! I’ve argued with people before over this…because I’m not very nice and flat out said it was DUMB. Because like you said, everyone knows about it. It doesn’t need “Awareness.” People dealing with cancer need money, food delivery, rides, their house cleaned, a small pick me up like flowers, whatever! Charities need money, donations of other things…..do that instead. Don’t use a stupid Facebook status as your only means of support, for god’s sake. You basically did NOTHING. Heaven help the person that sends me that fruit thing, if they do. I will rant about it on FB. I swear I will. Dare me?

    Also, laziest kitty ever. Seriously. But they’re SO cute. And as big as you. Love your pretty face.

  4. Jessica says:

    “All I’m saying is, don’t be stupid” — that just about sums it up. People are stupid and Facebook just gives them an outlet for it.

    If you like Emily’s rant, repost this.

  5. haniemarie says:

    SHOUTOUT? O MY GOSH JOEY JOSEPH. You make my life.
    If I could have a fluffy cuddly kitten, I would just steal him. Watch out DC – I’m coming home with a new CAT! Aw. I just saw him again. What? Are you talking about your life? I’m on a Joey hunt. Sorry. #Distracted

    I don’t see a pimple. Good job b/w. You hid it well.

    TYLER SIGHTING! O MY GOD. ODD CAT! JOEY, poor JOEY! (Don’t worry Joey, I’m coming for you!)

    Ugh. Stupid people.

    CAT SIGHTINGS This is AMAZING! Are you still talking? You are cute but those fluffy things behind you, small loves of my life.

    Look Em. I updated my facebook status to say “I don’t wear a bra and I like it outside” and I did make a difference. A huge difference. Mkay? Thanks.

    Okay, this is the longest post ever. OH TYLER IS BACK, oh look at his cute kitty face.

    Don’t be stupid.

    (I like your eyebrows, they look well groomed. Maybe I should work on mine?)

    I like your rant, thank you for being logical and cute and smart. And swearing about cat hair. Although I love those little buggers.

    • Emily B says:

      -Hello, duh of course you got a shout-out.
      -I think you’re dangerously close to becoming a crazy cat lady stalker.
      -Hence why I did the B&W. Pimple be gone!
      -Tyler is so strange. I cry for him sometimes.
      -Are you even listening to anything I say?
      -I’m mildly obsessive about my eyebrows. I fill them in with brown eyeshadow because otherwise they disappear. Thanks for the nice compliment 🙂
      -F’ing cat hair.

      • haniemarie says:

        Pete would lock us out of the house. He would say no more pets. A girl is allowed to have drams of being a crazy lady cat stalker who kidnaps cute little fluffy kiddies from Maryland and brings them back to Florida. A girl is allowed to dream.

        Love!

  6. Shannon says:

    First of all watching you cracks me up because the way you talk and your mannerisms reminds me so much of my old roommate, I swear you guys must be related!

    Second of all I totally agree with you and can’t stand when people post shit like that on Facebook. I also hate when they post 18 times a day with minute to minute updates on what they are doing throughout the day I. don’t. care. I think that’s why I won’t get on Twitter either.

  7. andrea s says:

    you make me laugh every time! haha, this time i think it was about the cat hair- haha!

  8. Laura says:

    Oh my gosh, I freaking love you! We’ve already talked about this, but I could not agree more! Maybe if people got off facebook and DID something for a cancer patient/donated/WHATEVER instead of updating their statuses with their bra color/scandelous statements that are actually about where they keep their purse, the world would be a better place. Wow. Longest sentence ever.

    Also. Your mannerisms crack me up. I love how you drop the kitties on the floor when you’re done with them. And I hear you on the cat hair, except it’s dog hair for me and my dog is supposed to be hypo-allergenic aka she shouldn’t shed. But she does, and it’s everywhere. Although I guess that could be because I’ve procrastinated on getting her groomed and she’s a freakin fur ball.

  9. Heather says:

    Love it! I so wish I still lived in Maryland so I could actually meet you in person. haha I think we’d get along well. 🙂

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