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- RT @chrissyteigen: "nice to see you" = "don't remember if i've met you but hiiiiiii" 31 minutes ago
- Oh girl. RT @AmandaBynes I only smoke tobacco I don't drink or do drugs. I've never had a bong in my life! 11 hours ago
- Hey #DC! Looking for a nice restaurant for our anniversary dinner tonight near Capitol Hill. Any suggestions? 23 hours ago
- Holy mother of GOD my allergies are killing me today. Go home, pollen, you're drunk. ::sniff sniff:: 2 days ago
- @andnowlights I love, love, love this reasoning. :) 2 days ago